What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 02:57

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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share office space ...
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way